[magnum12]

Sonic Heroes
- Gamma: "I could not even beat Alpha or Beta."
- Massive slowdowns during multiplayer on the Cube version, I think it goes down to 24 fps at one time.  I don't know why I think it's funny.  It just is.

SA2B
If you hold right during the fall right after the second rocket on Radical Highway, Shadow will grab onto the roof, pull up, fall, grab on again, pull up, fall...you get the idea.

1. That's not bad, but I like Amy's better: "We couldn't even impress Sonic like this!"
(Yeah, but as long as you get a D-rank, you will impress Sonic.
Only the worst of the worst are unable to impress him.)
2. The slowdown isn't funny. It's just sad, and it makes me want to cry.
What are the other versions like? Do they use worse graphics?
(The GC one runs at 30 because everything is displayed in full detail.
If the PS2 one tried that, the system would explode.
I guess it uses some pop-up and runs at a fast 30?
What about XBox? Does it use pop-up and run at the full 60?)
And whose idea was it to not skip frames (or skip very few)?
I haven't seen it slowing down, though. I haven't seen one framerate drop
in the 1-player mode (probably because the graphics look like PS2 quality),
and if there are any in the 2-player mode, I haven't noticed anything
(but then, I don't play it much).
3. Is the second rocket  the one that lifts him way up above the ground,
and lets him keep grabbing the ledge if you hold forward?
I don't know what holding right would do.
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(Why can't I add quotes?) Yeah, Spinballwizard, I remember those.
There's also the thing in Mystic Mansion: *Marth presses A at
just the right time to lift the bobsled thing over the laser.
Just after Marth presses the button: Knuckles (or someone): "Jump, now!"
Of course, the first time, it would be: *CRASH* "Jump, now!"
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I've heard about that Zero Wing stuff so many times.
"All your base are belong to us!"
^Especially that one quote.

I use the GC version of the game and slowdown only occurs on multiplayer. I'm certain the frame rate for the GC version is much higher than 30 fps since SA2 clocks in at faster than that. From what I've read in reviews, the GC version is around 50-60 but stays consistent, the PS2 has half the frame rate, and the XBox version is similar to GC but is a little inconsistent. Also, stay clear of the PS2 version in general since the controls are supposed to be the worst in that version.

[Marth]

GC, as far as I can see, holds a perfect 60 easily in 1-player mode.
I meant that 2-player is 30. 60 looks perfect, and 30 is a fairly smooth blur.
2P's framerate seems consistent, but it's just low, and it goes slow like some older games.
On GC, at least, the graphics seem to be as detailed, and the draw distance is as long as in the 1P mode.

I thought of some parts with bad acting or lines in Sonic games, but I forgot most of them.

One of them is, "I'll find Eggman and put a stop to his evil ways!"

[Taillow]

Now for Sonic Advance 3 funnies!

Altar Emerald: I was caught by the clap move...  HOWEVER, I was using C+K, and cheese kept spinning around me.  Although I was immobilized, Cheese circled and hit the last two hits.  Hilarious!

Nonaggression: I finished with one ring.  How is this funny?  I had no clue about this until after I finished.  I didn't even pay attention to my ring count!

[watkinzez]

Yes, the people who wrote the script for Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door deserves hugs all round. Even with just text, so many laugh out loud moments.

LucasArt's adventure game lineup is also hilarious, though something like Grim Fandango is more wit than jokey. Monkey Island takes that medal.

[Aitamen]

No Use crying over SPLIT milk?
They aren't horns, they're ears.
An-droid, The-droid... whatever
Four Motavians flee, fly, and fall, right on my temple hall
"Dark Phallus"
I'm just a cat, meow
I'm imitating the old man, Meow

a nickel to anyone who understands all of these

[eggFL]

Chao racing in SA2B.... my Chao was ahead of the pack and shook the tree, the fruit fell, so he sat and was eating the fruit. A random Chao ran up behind him on his way to another tree, but my Chao blocked him! He was running in place, the poor sap! Not only that, but during this time the tree was in sight's way, so with everything in place, it also looked like the random was humping my Chao as he was eating! :O

Also, Chao Karate, against the final opponent: 'Flash'. My chao attacked Flash, and Flash got knocked back from the center of the arena toward the edge a little, but as he landed on his back, he careened all the way across, off the edge of the arena, in under a split second. Glitch? Sure was awesome, though.

[Aitamen]

egg, that was a challenge... *kicks*

[KnucklesSonic8]

I was playing 2P Battle in SA2B. My sister was Amy and I was Sonic and we were facing off on Final Rush. Y'know how Amy screams when she falls off right? It was funny because when she fell, her voice echoed and it was somewhat deafening.

We still laugh at it and when we tried to do it again, it didn't work so anyway, it was a laugh.

[eggFL]

Also, the happy forest in SA2B for deleting Chao. Incredibly funny by itself. It's so sad and cute and awesome. XD We were laughing so hard when we checked it out again. It asks prompts you 3 times if you're sure you want to delete your Chao. Oh I'm sorry 'send your Chao to a faraway forest to live a happy life'.

[PsyMar]

SA2B (or is it SH?): Rouge: "Perfect? Like me?"
FF7: Barret: "To me, that looks like a golden shiny wire of hope."
FF4: "You spoony bard!"

Chrono Trigger:
2300 A.D. Rejuvenation machine: "HP/MP restored!  ...But you're still hungry."
Introducing characters to your mother (She thinks Ayla needs to put on some clothes...)
The various endings, especially "A Slide Show"
Just about every scene with Ozzie, Slash, and Flea (Ozzie's... in a pickle!)

Paper Mario 1/2:
Full of humo(u)r, but I like the ghosts (Bow and the Boos in PM1, the Shadow Sirens and Doopliss in PM2) the best.

Also, I did that same thing in creepy castle in ShTH... but I didn't think it was funny.

[KnucklesSonic8]

Psymar, it was SA2B. Exactly, it was: "Hw was that? Perfect? Like me?
In Heroes, he's all like, "Perfect! As usual."
Well, she needs to come back to reality... then again it is a game.

And, I have PM TYD too, actually, I HAD it but I totally beat it and I ended up selling it. I LOVED that game but just seeing it collect dust like that... uh uh. Had to put it out of its misery, I guess. Lol.

Speaking of which, I used to have Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat, but I ended up selling that too. Couldn't bother to beat the game 100%; ebat it like 85% or so. Wasn't as fun as everyone claimed it to be and plus I was pretty hyped about it so I was disappointed when I ended up selling it, I guess.

[Blitz]

My funniest video game moment... Ocean Base Boss SpeedRun. The Sonicboom hit me, and tails ran over, and killed the boss! I had a darn good time too...

[Bilan]

I have plenty of .giz's I could post here <_<

[Taillow]

Ah, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat...  I've 100%ed them both, but I still need to play them.

I gues if people have been talking about storywise dialogue, Baten Kaitos Origins is gold for that.  Especially the Guillo vs. Milly verbal-fights.  Plus, I laughed when I learned of an old game reference in there.

Also, Tales of the Abyss.  There's this feature called FOF (Field of Fonon, or something like that) where you can power-up your move by using a compatible move on a charged field.  The EXACT moment I form one, Guy steals it and uses it...

Also, there was the first time I learned more than one person can use a single FOF if the moves are done around the same time.  Found that out on accident when I tried to use a move and my sister use one first.

Also, feel free to post some .giz files, RPG.

[Bilan]

http://www.soniccenter.org/ARRPEEGEE/wtf.giz

Fast forward to the Boss of Angel Island 2, and lol away.

[Taillow]

RPG, that's not the right .giz.  That's a failed White Super Emerald challenge.  Still funny though.  I never got to see that in any of my runs, though I've heard of it.

[Bilan]

I have absolutely no idea what I did with the one I meant to post :/